Juliette said, ‘And this is a fiffle,’ and then all of the old people went, ‘No, no, it’s a thistle!’ So Juliette tried again.‘Fiffle?’ ‘No, thistle!’ ‘Fiffle?’ ‘Thistle!’ ‘Fiffle?’ ‘Thistle!’ ‘Fiffle?’ ‘Thistle!’ ‘Fiffle?’ ‘Thistle!’ ‘Fiffle?’ ‘Thistle!’ ‘Fiffle?’ ‘Thistle!’ ‘Fiffle?’ ‘Thistle!’ I’ll cut this short but it went on for longer than I ever dreamed it could have and neither side altered what they were saying.
