I turned back to the kitchen and called out, “Saiman is here and he wants to help us for free.” Derek clamped his hand to his chest and dropped to the floor. “Oh gods!” Julie waved her hands. “Hide the children. The Apocalypse is coming. The werewolves are fainting!” Saiman spared them a single glance. “They were perfectly reasonable before. This is the result of prolonged exposure and proves my theory.”
