John looked it over and said, “Why didn’t we just go talk to Loretta instead of leaving ourselves a note to do it later?” “Maybe we . . . no. John . . .” “What?” “You didn’t leave a bunch of cryptic clues behind because you wanted to do a Dude, Where’s My Car? situation. You did not do that. Please tell me.” “Well if I did, I’m sure I had a good reason. You know what, I bet the butts are a clue, too.” “Oh my god.”
