We will find Jane sitting by herself in Susanna’s lovely kitchen, ranting at Susanna’s floral Cath Kidston Roberts radio. If you are a Conservative voter, or easily offended, look away now: Shut up, shut up, shut up, you vile Tory twats. I was at college with wankers like you. You know nothing, nothing about poverty. The taste of it in your mouth, the feel of it on your skin, in your hair. Culture of dependency, my arse. Struggling to make ends meet does not mean forgoing the skiing trip so you can pay your kids’ school fees. No, tosser, you could not live on that much a week. You could
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