We will whisper this very quietly in case we jinx it: the weather has turned lovely. There are those in the diocese of Lindchester who (confusing ‘global warming’ with ‘Middle England warming’, and ‘climate’ with ‘weather’), will remark, as if coining the drollery for the very first time, ‘Well, if this is global warming, I’m all for it!’ They have read a book, perhaps, or at any rate heard someone talk about a book, and have satisfied themselves that climate change is a complete fabrication because scientists are divided. And they are quite right. It is our duty to remain open-minded and give
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