“When I was a kid, I used to be a sleepwalker. I haven’t done that for years, but I live alone and when I go to bed at night everything is clean and put away in the kitchen. Now, when I wake up in the morning, the pots and dishes are dirty, the boxes and cans are open. Somebody has obviously been cooking and eating, but I can’t remember any of it. Since I’m the only person there and I’m putting on weight, I guess it’s the only explanation.”
