“Let me tell you something a monster might not know. I’ve been in men and women, straights and gays, closeted and open, and everything in between. From where I’ve been sitting, you’d be surprised who wants what. Some people play their desires close as a hand of poker, and some won’t even look at their own cards. Bring her by sometime and I’ll have a closer look. Maybe she’s more interested than you know. Maybe I’ll see something you can’t.”