Namesake
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But really, who needs magic to light a candle when you live in an age of electricity? I can flip the switch on the wall with the best of them.
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It’s hard to stay surly with someone massaging my scalp, but I do my very best.
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If you wanted what’s best for me, you would have let me abandon things I suck at so I could find something I was good at instead.”
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I am detached, a goddess in a fortress. An annoyed goddess in a fortress.
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I must have looked at that bowl of curry like it was my newly birthed firstborn.
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Did we really go from a first kiss to a marriage proposal in the space of five seconds?
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I cannot invest in anticipatory grief.
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What does it say about me, that he sees food as his greatest rival for my affection? We make a ridiculous pair.