The One and Only Ivan (The One and Only Ivan, #1)
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It is never too late to be what you might have been. —George Eliot
Rachel Young
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Humans waste words. They toss them like banana peels and leave them to rot.
Rachel Young
🤣 ... I mean, he's not wrong!
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understanding human speech is not the same as understanding humans.
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Humans speak too much. They chatter like chimps, crowding the world with their noise even when they have nothing to say.
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Chimps. There’s no excuse for them.
Rachel Young
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Humans have so many words, more than they truly need. Still, they have no name for what I am.
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“What’s the difference between the word spelled P-R-I-N-C-I-P-A-L and the one spelled P-R-I-N-C-I-P-L-E?” “The first one is the head of a school, like Ms. Garcia. The second one is a belief that helps you know what’s right or wrong.”
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Humans. Sometimes they make chimps look smart.