Just a Game

by Thomas Carver

I still had the zip ties at the ready,

NOT ZIP TIES!!!! DONT USE ZIP TIES!!!!!

other than the names of wines, which every Californian learned before kindergarten.

LMAO YEA GO CALL ME OUT 😭

"Is it true that fags stick gerbils in their asses?"

Oh Jesus Christ!

"Here comes the ceviche," I said. "Sit, eat pickled seafood, be civil."

Why would u put yourself thru this 😭

Do your worst!

He is. A babygirl.

"We're just screwing around,"

LMAOOOOOOO LMAO LMAO LMAO