Therapy Sessions Some people take pills to function. Some drink their problems to numbness. Others pay those fancy head doctors to lie on their couch and talk to the ceiling. None of this is wrong but none of it is for me. So I pay a guy a little less to stab me with a needle over and over again, leaving behind ink. I lie very still listening to the hum of the gun and I leave all my issues in the chair when I get up. And I am better.