Noir
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Not the scream of a startled little girl, mind you, but a manly scream: the scream of a fellow who has caught his enormous dong in a revolving door while charging in to save a baby that was on fire or something.
Mort
Well, damn, this looks interesting, doesn't it?
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Mort
The easy answer: he was taking a bath at the car wash because he locked himself out of his house, when he saw the baby lighting a cigar, but due to clumsiness dropper the lighter on his diaper and cau…
Charles
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Charles
I don't remember that part.
Zain
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Zain
That’s why small dongs are safer. 🤔