Mrs. Jones leaned into Myrtle conspiratorially. “That man had a dick like a dinosaur.” “Oh Mama!” “You seen pictures of ’em dinosaurs? Just like that. I mean, they don’t show they dicks in the pictures, but you know they big. Man like to split me in two. Don’t get me wrong, I got used to it, but them first few times—well—it was a surprise.”

