Noir

by Christopher Moore

or perhaps he was just a lowbrow mug who wouldn’t know how to treat a member of the gentler sex if she smacked him upside the head with a sack full of vaginas.

Evidently, to them, I appear to have just fallen out of the stupid tree.”

“I ain’t never had my own white boy before,” said Lone Jones.

“Aw, ain’t you just the ant’s pants?”

Subject may have the ability to greatly enlarge lesbians. Extreme caution recommended in future, he wrote.