The secret of being the Dark Man is not looking like a dark man at all. That is why the world looks at stupid little teenagers with rings in their noses as idiots. It’s like walking around school, stripped to the waist in a Charles Atlas pose all day. Please. Too obvious. Too stupid. Too boring.
This book is the teenager that is being described but is a Christian, so he tries to be edgy but conforming at the same time, so it turns into horse-vomit.
