My Absolute Darling

by Gabriel Tallent

Is she dog food literally wtf

I cannot help but think that such rigors can only be a profitable contrast from this mind-numbing gauntlet of spelling tests and plotless children’s books.

Feels like the author is jerking off to his own intellect on this one.

I would just as soon, Turtle thinks, slit you from your asshole to your little slut throat as be your friend.

I hate the way this dude writes women, misogyny yes, ingenious or fun to read? No

“I wish you wouldn’t drink in front of her.”

Incest is cool but we draw the line at drinking in front of a minor.

you don’t just push the knife into a steak, you draw the knife across it.

Ok so she’s going to kill him. Gr8 foreshadowing?

that you’ll both be dead before long, and that this person hasn’t really hurt you, because they haven’t diminished your ability to choose.

Wtf is this shit

She wants him back so badly. There is so much to him, so much depth, and she wants that again, the heft and the weight of him, and everything he takes from her, but still she mourns the loss, the girl who was alone in that house, who cut apart his bookshelves and burned his clothes, and she doesn’t think that it is her place to say yes or no,

Desperately spoken; what the FUCK

he wraps his hands around her wrists to fight her and she drives the blade down through the leathery skin.

I called this ???? I literally called this exact thing??? Amazing (derogatory)