The most important thing to know about me is that I have an extremely nice bum, the type you’d like to smack, spank, grab hold of, lick, bite. It’s a bum that will be passed down in stories. So what happened was Giselle’s bum. Once upon a time there was Giselle’s bum. Brer Boar saved the world from Giselle’s bum. It’s be-all, end-all bum.
