We’re not just friends.” “Is that right?” “Mm-hmm.” I nod and open my mouth to say…something, but it doesn’t matter what because I’m struck by a revelation, an epiphany. “We’re soul mates.” I can’t breathe, and at the same time, I feel light as a balloon. “Excuse me?” “Yes.” My eyes widen as everything slides into place. “That’s it. We’re soul mates.” “I… You… What?”