Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Parts One and Two: The Official Playscript of the Original West End Production

by John Tiffany

ALBUS: Everyone’s staring at us again. RON: Because of me! I’m extremely famous.

SCORPIUS: A doe? Lily’s Patronus. SNAPE: Strange, isn’t it? What comes from within.

SNAPE: Tell Albus — tell Albus Severus — I’m proud he carries my name.

i have such a soft spot for severus snape i don't care if its wrong

but the lesson even your father sometimes failed to heed is that bravery doesn’t forgive stupidity. Always think. Think what’s possible.

minerva mcgonagall the woman you are

whether they’re together or apart.

simply cannot read this grouping of words in anything but louis tomlinson's voice

Those that we love never truly leave us, Harry. There are things that death cannot touch.

it is exceptionally lonely, being Draco Malfoy. I will always be suspected. There is no escaping the past.

DRACO 🥺

if I had to choose a companion to be at the return of eternal darkness with, I’d choose you.

tell me this is not a smooch worthy line

I am from the future. The child of Bellatrix Lestrange and you. I was born in Malfoy Manor before the Battle of Hogwarts.

i beg your FINEST pardon

SCORPIUS: Rose Granger-Weasley. I asked out Rose Granger-Weasley. ALBUS: And she said no. SCORPIUS: But I asked her. I planted the acorn. The acorn that will grow into our eventual marriage. ALBUS: You are aware that you’re an utter fantasist.

my brain everytime i sit next to a remotely good looking boy my age