ALBUS: I honestly thought I’d be the first of us to get a girlfriend. SCORPIUS: Oh, you will, undoubtedly, probably that new smoky-eyed Potions professor — she’s old enough for you, right? ALBUS: I don’t have a thing about older women! SCORPIUS: And you’ve got time — a lot of time — to seduce her. Because Rose is going to take years to persuade. ALBUS: I admire your confidence.