As someone who can see the negative in everything, I sympathized with Doris, but even I was not as bleak as she was. Doris could find the negative in just about everything. “Hey Doris, the sun is out!” “We're all going to get melanoma and die!” “Hey Doris, you just gave birth to a beautiful healthy baby!” “My vagina will never be the same and this baby's head looks like a cauliflower.”
