My eyes had finally cleared enough to see something was all over Eli’s shaved head. “What the hell is on your head?” Eli’s shoulders widened as he took in a breath. I could now see on his forehead and scalp were a dozen penned doodles. “Are those... ?” I trailed off as my hand went to my mouth. “Penises, yeah.” I burst out laughing but quickly tried to stop when Eli’s eyes flashed red. I did a horrible job; my mouth twitched as a giggle clawed up my throat to get out. I had to fight it even more as I continued to look at the crude sketches of penis shapes on Eli’s head. “You think this is
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