Dear Aaron

by Mariana Zapata

RubyMars: You’re Team Jelly too? AHall80: All the way RubyMars: Good. I wouldn’t have wanted to stop being your friend over something stupid like liking peanut butter more, but I would’ve looked back on our friendship fondly. AHall80: Heh AHall80: Aaron and Ruby RIP 2008-2009 RubyMars: There are tears in my eyes RubyMars: “Ruron Forever” AHall80: Ruron? Ruby+Aaron? That’s clever. RubyMars: It’s our ship name AHall80: Like a battleship? RubyMars: You poor, sweet, innocent child RubyMars: Ship. Shipping. I ship ______. AHall80: I don’t know what you’re talking about RubyMars: Today is the day our friendship dies. RubyMars: You’ve never heard that term before? AHall80: No AHall80: For real. AHall80: “Today is the day our friendship dies” AHall80: Ruby…. RubyMars: I’ll forgive you then. I forget the dork doesn’t run strong in you. RubyMars: Shipping is… “relationSHIP” like, liking two characters and thinking they should be in a relationship together in a fandom. RubyMars: Do you know what a fandom is? AHall80: I know what a fandom is. RubyMars: Okay. You watched Buffy. Remember Angel? The vampire? Buffy + Angel = Bangel. AHall80: Got it. AHall80: I liked the other guy more RubyMars: …… RubyMars: Spike? AHall80: Yeah RubyMars: Marry me. RubyMars: I think I might love you. AHall80: Lol AHall80: OK RubyMars: I’m not even joking. Marry me. The offer stands. RubyMars: Kidding, I am joking. :) RubyMars: How much of the show did you watch…? AHall80: …… AHall80: 7 seasons? RubyMars: T...

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