Summoned to Thirteenth Grave (Charley Davidson, #13)

by Darynda Jones

Patience: That thing you have when there are too many witnesses.

I need something that’s more than coffee but less than cocaine. —MEME

Coffee helps me maintain my “never killed anyone” streak. —T-SHIRT

I’m not really into the whole “rise and shine” thing. Most days I just caffeinate and hope for the best. —BUMPER STICKER

I want to be the reason you tilt your phone away from others when you read it. —MEME

I’m not sure I can physically handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense. —MEME

I’m not much on seizing the day. I’m more of a “poke it with a stick” kind of girl.

You never know what I’ll have up my sleeve. Today, for example, it was a dryer sheet.

The doctor called today. Apparently my blood type has changed from “O Positive” to “Mountain Roast.”

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur.

You had me at, “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

I’m not on the crazy train. Trains go fast. It’s more like a wagon. A long, slow ride on the crazy wagon.

Some people are like Polaroids. You have to shake them violently before they make any sense.

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.

You know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn’t? Yeah, I don’t have one of those.

Coffee makes everything okayer. —MEME

So, when is “old enough to know better” supposed to kick in?

Charley Davidson and Reyes Farrow: That thing that happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object.