For instance, a patient is not demented, but “disoriented” or “severely confused”; a patient does not lie, but “confabulates”; a patient is not stupid, but “obtunded.” Among surgeons, a favorite expression to discharge a patient who is malingering is SHA, meaning “Ship his ass out of here.” And in pediatrics is perhaps the most unusual abbreviation of all, FLK, which means “Funny-looking kid.”
