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People who draw dicks on their foreheads are rarely on their best behaviour.
Having a conversation with a drunk person when you are sober is like being a classroom assistant in a primary school for kids who are drunk.
As we floated around aimlessly and my skydiving instructor’s eyes burned into the top of my head, one of my slip-ons began to slip off (the exact opposite of what I’d bought the slip-on for).