I walked out of the post office and immediately opened the box in the street because I was way too curious to wait until I got home. Inside there was loads of shredded paper, and buried inside the shredded paper was half a cabbage wrapped in clingfilm. There was a note on top of the cabbage that read ‘HA HA CABEDGED (AGAIN) MICK’ and underneath the message he had drawn a picture of a bicycle with an arrow pointing to it that said ‘random bike’.
