“Do you think our kids will think that?” “No, our kids will only hate their father. Have you noticed they’re already sick of my sense of humor and the oldest is only ten years old? I’ve got to develop some new routines.” “I like your routines, Tom. I think they’re funny. That’s one of the reasons I married you. I knew we’d spend a great deal of the time laughing.” “Bless you, Doctor. Okay, here’s Mom. Could you tie some garlic around my throat and bring me a crucifix?”
