“What’s so funny to you?” he said grumpily. “Your names. They’re all so pompous.” “You have a problem with our names now?” “No, it’s just funny to me that you would choose to name your boys after great emperors, kings, generals, and gods.” “Why is that funny? I turned to him and smiled. “Honestly, who does that?” “You would rather we gave our boys boring loser names?”
