You can probably guess what happened next: The drunken yahoos weren’t satisfied with just incinerating dance music. After Dahl’s explosive routine was over, more than five thousand maniacs stormed the field. Bases were ripped out of the ground and the batting cage was wrecked. A guy even tried to set fire to one of the foul poles. A half hour later, the SWAT team was called in, and thirty-nine people were arrested for disorderly conduct. Comiskey was in such rough shape that the White Sox had to forfeit the second game.
