He stopped, and before I jumped out of the car, he gave me a pep talk. “Hey, man, we all got big dicks. So listen, you gonna be cool for the rest of your life.” “What are you talking about, Dad?” “Listen, you see this long dick here?” He gestured to the outline in his sweatpants. He never wore drawers, so he was always flowing loose. “You gonna grow one too, so you never gotta worry about nothing.” “Uh, okay, Dad.”
