And the fucked-up thing is, I waited what seemed like my whole life to get pubic hair, then as soon as I got it, women started saying, “You gotta shave that shit off.” I guess to be a man, you just gotta be able to prove you can grow it. And once you know you can, you’re supposed to get rid of it. Is there a life lesson in this? Probably not. At times, life is random if not downright stupid.
