“I called you smelly and stupid, that’s not enough?” “Yet still you want to be one of us, on an honorary basis?” “Joe, it is inevitable that someday, the apex species of this galaxy are going to find out that a single pirate ship of hairless baboons has been flying around, making utter fools of them. When that happens, and the haughty Rindhalu and Maxolhx are tearing their, uh, hair equivalent out, I totally want to be part of it,” he chuckled with delight. “Oh, man, I would LOVE to see their arrogant faces, when they find out they got totally played by a troop of monkeys.” “You got it,
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