“Your thinking is totally the opposite of logical and linear, your thought processes bounce around randomly like a marble in a freakin’ blender. You ricochet from one ‘duuuuh’ to another until you, by some gosh-darned certified miracle, hit on a creative solution. Makes me totally hate the freakin’ universe. It is so unfair.” “Oh. Huh. So, what you’re saying is that I’m smarter than you. Thanks, Skippy.” “WHAT? I did not say you are smarter than me, you ignorant monkey. You should-” “Why can’t you think the way us humans do? If your brain is so ginormously awesome, why can’t you, like,
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