“Deal!” Skippy shouted before I could change my mind. “We’ll start with ‘Manimal’, that’s widely considered the gold standard of ‘80s crappiness. Then we’ll work our way up to ‘Alf’. Although, hmmm, ‘Alf’ is about a super-smart alien stuck living with a group of ignorant humans, that scenario is just not believable. Hey, if you piss me off, I’ll make you sit through every episode of ‘The Love Boat’. The director’s cut. With commentary.” “Oh, crap. Am I going to regret this?” “Joe, after you finish watching the first season of ‘Knight Rider’, you will be praying for death.”
