It’s not like he touched you. It’s not like he hurt you. It’s not like he raped you. I’m supposed to be grateful because I wasn’t raped. I’m supposed to be grateful because, even though I walk through the world with MILF tits and a sundress, I wasn’t raped. And I’ve been raped, and this is much better. So, thank you. Today I stand outside the library, the luckiest MILF in Brooklyn.
