“Well, fuck me,” Vann said, and drove up to the barrier set up in the road. A cop came up and started making rotating motions. “Turn it around,” he said. Vann grabbed her wallet and flipped out her badge. “Tell me where to park,” she said. The cop was not impressed. “I told you to turn it around.” “And I told you to tell me where to park,” Vann said. “But if you want to get into a pissing match about it, Officer”—she read his badge—“Wheeler, I’m sure we can find a way to have you be a school safety officer for the rest of your natural life.” Wheeler looked at Vann, exasperated. “What are you,
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