I still remember when we were newlyweds, my mother said, there was a book that had just come out, a sex guide for married couples. We all ran out and bought it, Aunt Alice and Aunt Marcia and Aunt Irma and Aunt Mimi and me, and of course we peed in our pants talking about it. You know, in those days everyone wasn’t always talking about those things. And this book said, “You must express yourself clearly to your husband. You must tell him exactly what pleases you.” She giggled. I remember it had all these sample sentences that you were supposed to use on your husband. “Darling, now I want you
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