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And don’t even get me started on penis size. Really, it just gets better the farther south your eyes go—trust me.
LOL!
Shit, if I had another fainter, I was going to walk.
At least we knew that all women had something to offer, regardless of how oddly shaped the package might be. There was always something. Always.
LOVE
“Can I think about it?” “Sure.” I nodded. “You have two minutes. Also, did you miss the part where I said sunset? True love?”
“When’s dinner ready?” Serena bounced into the room, literally, her head bobbing from left to right. Maybe that’s how girls like her built up more brain cells. They shook the air, and the pressure between their ears exploded, making tiny little brain-cell babies.
She was saving herself for someone important, while I’d never saved myself for anyone, ever. The thought haunted me the entire walk to my car.
Last night, while feverish, I’d had that moment. A moment of clarity. I was the Grinch whose heart grew three sizes. I looked down. Or maybe it was just my cock.
Bwahaaaaa
I braced myself against the door. “Are you sure you wanna go out tonight?” Blake stopped midturn, pressing her hands down the fabric currently mating with her thighs. “Is it that bad?” “Yes,” I growled, closing the distance between us. “It’s . . . horrific. Ugly, terrible. Gross. How could you possibly attract men in this”—my hands roamed from her arms all the way down to her hips, and then I couldn’t help it and just pulled her against me—“monstrosity?” “Monstrosity, huh?” She
It wasn’t that it had been too long without a girl. It was that it’d been a lifetime without the right one.
“You’re mine, Blake, you hear me? Mine.” “Yes.” She gasped, pulling my head down, her lips meeting mine with desperation. “Yes.”
