Persuasion (Curse of the Gods, #2)

by Jaymin Eve

He was going to get slapped twice the very next time I found a chair so that I could reach his face.

My bravery was a very fickle thing: it mostly only existed until common sense had a chance to sink in.

“So … penises, right? I mean … just wow, so many penises. What would a girl even do with that many penises together in one place?” Shut up Willa. What the hell is wrong with you?

“Where did you come up with that idiotic notion?” “It’s a skill,” I snarled,

“What …” Coen paused, taking a deep breath, “the hell is a shweed?” “It’s a cross between a shit-head and a weed,” I said, causing everyone to turn to me. “Her idiocy is contagious,”