Primitive War
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Tally marks were scratched into the chipping paint of Eli’s Ithaca shotgun; each tally represented a taken life.
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Someone better take a shotgun to a raptor’s head in this thing
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Squid go pro and shit.” ​“Quid pro quo,” Miller said.
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Lmao
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“How about Tolstoy Asimov and his squad?” Viktor said.
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Dawg you gotta be kidding me with this name lol
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“We were in Stalingrad, pushing the German occupiers out of our homes. I was only seventeen years old. I never dreamt of killing a man, but when I found one in my crosshairs, I knew that I would never know a greater pleasure.
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Based
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Do you really think the government or our own military would lie to us?”
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Lol, lmao
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tricycloplots
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What a reference
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“Stygimolochs,” Gerald said. “I’ve seen these before in one of Leon’s encyclopedias. They’re vegetarians.”
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Stygimoloch wasn’t named until 1983 so there’s no way this could’ve happened in the 60s. Besides, stygimoloch is synonymous with pachycephalosaurus anyway, and pachycephalosaurus was described in 1932, so why didn’t you just use pachycephalosaurus?
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“You were attacked by a utahraptor,” Andrei said. “They’re a close relative of deinonychus and velociraptor, but much bigger.
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Cool but utahraptor wasn’t officially described until 1993
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Nikita huffed like a dying bison.
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Interesting
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“I don’t know where they are, but they’ll find a way in. They always, uh, find a way.”
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Cmon man lol
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“Must go faster,” Leon hissed.
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Reference! I love when the thing is referenced!
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She was wearing olive khaki shorts with a doctor’s white overcoat. Nikita’s jaw fell open. The woman was gorgeous; a dream passing through a nightmare.
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There’s only one female character and you better believe she’s SEXY
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Stoner-63, a heavy machine gun,
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Stoner 63 is a light machine gun
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those things
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Drinking game: take a shot every time someone refers to the dinosaurs as “those things”
Uniform Romeos.
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Haha