The Trouble with Twelfth Grave (Charley Davidson, #12)

by Darynda Jones

Coffee: A warm, delicious alternative to hating everyone forever. —TRUE FACT

It’s weird how you can be in love with someone one day, and hunting them for sport the next. —MEME

If I manage to survive the rest of the week, I would like my straightjacket hot pink and my helmet sparkly. —TRUE FACT

I always carry a knife in my purse … you know, in case of cheesecake or something. —T-SHIRT

I’m not saying I don’t like you. I’m just saying I’d unplug your life support to make a pot of coffee. —MEME

Never ask a woman who’s eating ice cream straight from the carton how she’s doing. —BUMPER STICKER

If I were a Jedi, there’s a 100% chance I’d use the Force inappropriately. —TRUE FACT

That which doesn’t kill me, makes me weirder and harder to relate to. —T-SHIRT

Jealously

Jealousy

Apparently “spite” is not an appropriate answer to, “What motivates you?” —MEME

I try to just take one day at a time, but lately several days have attacked me at once. —MEME