The Art of Racing in the Rain

by Garth Stein

I crouched in my stance right there, inside the house, and I shat a massive, soupy, pungent pile of diarrhea on his beautiful, expensive, linen-colored Berber carpet.

You see? Denny's alter ego. Denny would never have done such a thing! But we LOVE that Enzo did it on Denny's behalf!