The Art of Racing in the Rain

by Garth Stein

(I mean, other than a tapeworm, which I’ve had. That doesn’t count as another life, really. That’s a parasite and should never have been there in the first place.)

I have no idea where this came from. It's one of the funniest lines in the book, and I have no idea where it's from--well, I guess I do have an idea: it was when I was channeling my character. This is all Enzo.