Now all that’s left to do is perfect your bio.” “No need,” I told her, reaching for my cell phone. “I already did that part.” She raised an eyebrow, seeming unsure, and then went to read it. “New York Times bestselling author who has a six-month-old child. Married, but the wife ran away. Looking to hook up. Also, I’m five foot eleven.” “Everyone seems to put their height. I guess it’s a thing.” “This is awful. Here, I’ll fix it.” I hurried over to her, standing behind to watch what she typed. Looking for sex. I am a big dick. “I think you meant I have a big dick,” I remarked. She wickedly
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