In a different world, my five true loves would probably be spread across the earth, the distance between them as vast as the cities we've traveled to on this tour. I would've met one first and that would've been it; I'd have picked him. Instead, fate threw me on a bus with five perfect princes in one place, all of them lonely in some way, pained in some way, their darkness twin to my own. They love each other. It's obvious that it's been that way for a long time. Who was I to break up that perfect union?