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it. Once a raccoon used its little mutant humanlike hands to open our screen door while we were just sitting there, gin-and-Scrabbling. It poked its head into our human house and just looked at us sadly, as if to say, “You guys know I could come in here and kill you at any time, right?” I would soon learn that the raccoon was telling the truth.
Vacationland: True Stories from Painful Beaches
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