[Trajan was a catcher of frogs; Antoninus, a lackey; Commodus, an ornamentalist in jet; Pertinax, a sheller of walnuts; Lucullus, a meat-griller; Justinian, a seller of knick-knacks, Hector, a stir-sauce; Paris, a tattered beggar; Achilles, a baler-up of hay; Cambyses, a mule-driver; Artaxerxes, a skimmer of scum from off cooking-pots;]
