Vaginas are complicated. If you have one, you know this. If you don’t have one but you’ve been face-to-face with one, you might have felt equal parts fascination and perplexity. Vaginas make the world go ’round. They can be used as currency. They can strike fear in societies for centuries. They’re the reason a lot of straight guys step foot in bars. They’ve inspired dramatic monologues. And I’m willing to bet they’ve started a shit ton of wars.

