Chuck Klosterman X: A Highly Specific, Defiantly Incomplete History of the Early 21st Century

by Chuck Klosterman

I wanted to generate theories about why the guys in Anthrax wore shorts, and this was the only way.

His T-shirt features the logo of the Joggers, a Portland-based rock act whose greatest claim to fame is being mentioned in a GQ story about Stephen Malkmus eating at a Thai sandwich shop.

You can avoid the news, but you can’t avoid The News. Living in a cave isn’t enough. We’ve beaten the caves. The caves have Wi-Fi.